Starry Kitchen
BREAKING NEWS (beep beep beep): ABOVE is what we’re going to serve on Sunday (in a taco, burrito or sandwich still). What is it? Sorry, can’t tell ya or Thi Tran, KITCHEN NINJA will k-k-k-KILL me! Plus, Starry Kitchen share the same first two rules of FIGHT CLUB about the secrecy of our food (w/ 100% LESS bruises and visits to the ER… (beep) “paging Dr. Clooney. Dr. Clooney, we need you in the Fabulous Food Ward.. STAT”). But let me clarify, (ahem) please please PLEASE do talk up, tweet, post, IM and even megaphone home Starry Kitchen to your friends+family. You can definitely TALK about Starry Kitchen, and social network grass roots is definitely the way to spread the word! We’re just going to keep surprising you with our dishes ‘cause it’s bunches o’ wholesome family-friendly fun. “THANKS BEAV!” So again, it’s late, and I’m sure people are getting tired of my non-sensical psycho-babble for one week (plus peeps in LA are all consumed with Laker-mania too). So I will go ahead and unveil the latest gem from the Starry Kitchen Marketing Dept. that has stemmed from countless hours of research, demographic study, conceptual design, multiple focus groups sessions and mass consumption of alcoholic refreshment. Please allow me to bestow on to you, our loyal and accidental readers, the TRANSFORMERS TACO TYRANT ad: From FlyersWHEW, the pressure’s off and that’s over with now (the unveiling, not Starry Kitchen… MR. CHUCK NORRIS… arrrrrrrgh!). I was going to save this for my non-sensical industry/film biz blog, but damnit I can’t hold back my inner NERD. Oh boy oh boy, here is another pic of those very same Transformers (transformed!!!) including a better frame of reference of how big Scorponok is compared to his Constructicon companion. And yes, if Transforming robots could eat anything but energon cubes (you didn’t think I KNEW what they consume, huh… they even get DRUNK on ‘em too! haha), they would eat Starry Kitchen branded Asian Mexi-Mix tacos and would send their Orson Welles voiced planet destroyer Transformer (Unicron) if anything got in their way. Trust me… it ain’t a pretty picture either! From Blog PicsAlrighty, that’s all I have now. Since I’m on a Transformers kick…HERE YA GO!: TEAM STARRY KITCHEN

BREAKING NEWS (beep beep beep): ABOVE is what we’re going to serve on Sunday (in a taco, burrito or sandwich still). What is it? Sorry, can’t tell ya or Thi Tran, KITCHEN NINJA will k-k-k-KILL me! Plus, Starry Kitchen share the same first two rules of FIGHT CLUB about the secrecy of our food (w/ 100% LESS bruises and visits to the ER… (beep) “paging Dr. Clooney. Dr. Clooney, we need you in the Fabulous Food Ward.. STAT”).

But let me clarify, (ahem) please please PLEASE do talk up, tweet, post, IM and even megaphone home Starry Kitchen to your friends+family. You can definitely TALK about Starry Kitchen, and social network grass roots is definitely the way to spread the word! We’re just going to keep surprising you with our dishes ‘cause it’s bunches o’ wholesome family-friendly fun. “THANKS BEAV!”

So again, it’s late, and I’m sure people are getting tired of my non-sensical psycho-babble for one week (plus peeps in LA are all consumed with Laker-mania too). So I will go ahead and unveil the latest gem from the Starry Kitchen Marketing Dept. that has stemmed from countless hours of research, demographic study, conceptual design, multiple focus groups sessions and mass consumption of alcoholic refreshment. Please allow me to bestow on to you, our loyal and accidental readers, the TRANSFORMERS TACO TYRANT ad:

From Flyers

WHEW, the pressure’s off and that’s over with now (the unveiling, not Starry Kitchen… MR. CHUCK NORRIS… arrrrrrrgh!). I was going to save this for my non-sensical industry/film biz blog, but damnit I can’t hold back my inner NERD. Oh boy oh boy, here is another pic of those very same Transformers (transformed!!!) including a better frame of reference of how big Scorponok is compared to his Constructicon companion. And yes, if Transforming robots could eat anything but energon cubes (you didn’t think I KNEW what they consume, huh… they even get DRUNK on ‘em too! haha), they would eat Starry Kitchen branded Asian Mexi-Mix tacos and would send their Orson Welles voiced planet destroyer Transformer (Unicron) if anything got in their way. Trust me… it ain’t a pretty picture either!

From Blog Pics

Alrighty, that’s all I have now. Since I’m on a Transformers kick…HERE YA GO!:

TEAM STARRY KITCHEN

@2 years ago
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