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psssst - that greating above is how I make these posts more of a “two-way” internet conversation and personable rather than a one-way obnoxious idea barf street with just my ideas and humor so that you the reader can feel more at home with me/us, STARRY KITCHEN. That’s me being an attentive marketing director… or just being more obnoxious LOL
Tonight is going to be a quickie, and it’s almost midnight… so is there a slang for a “quickie” at Midnght? ‘Cause if you get a quickie at Noon that’s a… “anyone… anyone“… a NOONER!
First, you might be thinking (please think this with the voice of that valley girl from the opening of Sir Mix-A-Lot’s BABY GOT BACK for maximum enjoyment), “O…M…G!!! This is AMAZING because that dish above AIN’T ASIAN,” but don’t count your chickens before they hatch CLETUS! (who the heckers here still lives on a farm anyway MA?!?!?). If you remember the history of pasta: Marco Polo brought over pasta from the FAAAAAR East chockos! So this SH-T is still Asian foo’s! YEAH! So why don’t you buy THAT for a dollar (or $5 if you would like to donate to our worthy cause ^^).
Okay, this not so short any mo’! WELL, the picture above (not Cletus, but WAY above) was some yum-licious and light pasta with minced garlic, sun dried tomatoes, green olives and asiago cheese (you can’t spell that without A… well, I think you get the drift ^^). Hey, what’s life without a little variety (hence the Asianified taco craze sweepin’ LA!)
NEXT, snaps to our friend Eddie Gilbert for not getting kicked off the THE NEXT FOOD NETWORK STAR! (snap snap) And considering some people I talked to the other day didn’t get what I THOUGHT was a fairly mainstream reference, here’s a short explanation since I can’t find some inane Wikipedia reference for this which is WEIRD! I thought the internet had everything! I’m disappointed and will call the inventor, “Al Gore” to fix this later. (I’m just havin’ fun with ya Al… I love you, MAN!)
So, “Snaps!” is from the film LEGALLY BLONDE (and they use it a lot in ‘2’ also), and it’s a gesture, if you will, to congratulate one for an accomplishment in front a group of your peers (like a sorority, fraternity and especially Congress!). Is that easy enough? Then moving right along…
LAST TWO ANNOUNCEMENTS: we’re definitely still serving this Wed (June 17th) night from 6p-9p in our apartment courtyard (or as I like to think of it- a food court of…one). I mistakenly told someone it might be chicken, but we have since changed our minds and have STRICKEN chicken (who would have thunk that this rhyme was strangely unintentional?!?!?) from the Wed night menu. What I can tell you is that it is a Vietnam-ized American comfort dish (F’ YEAH!). If you’re thinking it might be Viet Haggis… you would be WRONG! Don’t be a stupidhead silly rabbit, Haggis is from Scottland!
And please consider Sunday 12p-3p our TRADITIONAL serving time now. We may be closed on July 4th for the holiday, but other than that we are committed to keeping Sunday going!
(cue obligatory “call to action” reminder) Please don’t forget to follow us on Twitter, Facebook or here on the blog for updated info on what we’re serving, when we’re serving it and what other maniacal ideas we’re coming up with. :p
I will close on this fantastic trailer of a film that my friend ACTUALLY has a DVD copy of. I feel a drunken bad movie night coming soon. And for those that don’t get watching bad movies for FUN… please ignore and continue listening to that “no talent ass clown” Michael Bolton because there’s nothing more for you to see here… CHUCK NORRIS!
(and YES, this IS a real trailer… gotta love the film biz! I know I DO!)
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