“Hello, Hi, Hola, Aloha, and Bonjour”
That goes out to all the n00bs (pronounced NEWBIES) that came out on Wednesday night. I mean, HOLY SCHNIKES (I can’t believe my spell checker doesn’t know how to spell “SCHNIKES”) it’s awesome to meet new people, make new friends, hopefully new fans ;) and just discuss FOOD! You heard me, M to the mutha F’in FOOD! ’Cause you know what? There’s some good sh-t out there and that wants to make me strip down to my skivvies (but my spell checker DOES know how to spell “skivvies”) and dream that I’m like Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music because, “the HILLS are alive with the sound of music…. ahhhhhh….. haaaaaaa”
In all seriousness (step aside Chuck Norris, it’s not your time to shine as a Magic: The Gathering card today), it’s awesome to meet other foodies. We love food, we love you, and we love to make people happy (unless you piss us off). Is that so much to ask in life??? And if it is, that F YOU cause you’re wrong and I’m right! mwahahahaha If any FOUR of you were offended by that (please cover your eyes mommy)…. HAHAHAHAHA thatza TOO bad… itza MY BLOG… notta yours! ^_^)
What are you serving this Sunday?
And the answer to that is the same answer I gave on the school yard when I was a kid:
“NUNYA….NUNYA BIZNESS!”
aka
“Thank you kind patron for your interest and inquiry. We would love to fulfill your request at this time, but unfortunately (for you) when we serve a new dish we don’t release that info until the day of our food service to keep your excitement at an optimal level. Thank you, come again!”
And if you didn’t figure it out, it’s going to be a new dish this Sunday. If you don’t remember the RULES:
Old Dish (aka one we’ve done before) - we tell ya once we figure out which one we’re doing
New Dish - SURPRISE! We tell you day of, and either you trust us.. or you don’t. And if you don’t, you know what I always say, “that means more for ME!”
Now if this post is coming off a little snarky, please don’t think it is. It’s just a lot of harmless sarcasm as told by this witless fool (moi) just wanting your attention for another 30 seconds to make me feel like an internet star and validated… and while I have this post going out at 9.15am it’s actually 3.30a at this time so I’m a little delirious. :)
On that delirious note, take a moment out of your boring work day as you ponder what you’re going to do tonight, what girl (or guy) you think you might hook up with (but you know you aren’t going to) and plan your weekend out (Sunday STARRY KITCHEN service 12-3p anyone??) to stop thinking and watch this video of how the classic Super Mario Bros game would be if… CHUCK NORRIS were the hero. It’s dumb, mindless, and full of guns, karate kicks, a chain saw and a flamethrower. Just what the doctor ordered for this special Friday post. Enjoy (Mom)
Xoxo,
TEAM SK
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