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As we said in a tweet… even if it’s ONE new convert or customer at a time… you know what??? It’s STILL fun! And ya know, we don’t mind that (until we go out there into the REAL WORLD with our BRILLIANT ideas… mwahahahaha).

So, the LEMONGRASS PORK + SPICY TOFU went well. Strangely, the MAJORITY of people that ordered (I’d like to think mistakenly) and consumed (aka “devoured”) LEMONGRASS SPICY TOFU really kinda sort definitely liked it! We were happily flippity flabbergasted (take THAT my not close to perfect SAT test scores) at the response to this, which I can safely say the KITCHEN NINJA, Thi Tran, was very happy to hear that.

So- you’re bored, you’re reading our blog and you don’t want to see anymore food pics to trigger any cravings that would make you want to come visit STARRY KITCHEN (god forbid!). If that’s true, let’s take a stroll down memory lane and revisit a dish that we’ve been fairly conflicted on… and after much debate and discussion, JAPANESE HAMBURGER CURRY comes back with some gusto!

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So THERE you have it! We’re trying to figure out possibly working the croquettes into it too (click HERE for a honey bear filled with spicy mayo and topped off…literally, with a dainty croquette hat… HOORAY)

Here goes the usual: Sunday, July 26th from 12-3p. Hope to see you there, and please bring the friends. We want to continue converting people and growing too. So you think of anyone, we’re happy to serve them (unless its Steve Seagal or someone mean ^^).

Until then, did I EVER tell you how much I love B-R-A-K??? Oh man, it’s pure genius I love it… with masterful lyrics that only BRAK, the international alien lover and destroyer, can successfully woo women with… and it goes something like this “I LOVE YOU BABY”

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Come for the pics…stay for the tacos! Okay, so this is what we ate last night. Some of you say it’s torture… I like to say I’m SHARING my experiences with you. You might think that’s a crock of boloney, but it’s not. It’s a crock full of herbs, spices, and Pan-Asian tasty goodness that eventually trickles down into the savory tastiness that is the Starry Kitchen Pan-Asian flavor EXPLOSION… ka-PLOOOOOW!

Don’t forget, we gotz service tonight. What’s on the menu you ask… again… and again… and again? Well, I’m glad you asked Mr. Norris and your legion of Soloflex sales people ready to take my order at ANY MOMENT! So you gotz two options:

LEMONGRASS CHICKEN

or for our veggie, herbivorous (you like that, I just made that one up) and sometimes pescatarian (isn’t fish a kinda meat too?!?!? haha) friends…

LEMONGRASS TOOOOOOOOOFUUUUUU

Same bat time… same bat channel… and if that doesn’t mean anything to you because you don’t like Adam West, you’re Amish (hey, that’s not an insult… that’s actually a factual observation… if you’re Amish you wouldn’t be reading this too… would you?!?!?) or you slumbered in a cave with a Yeti w/ a penchant for snoring and mumbling haikus for many a decade- that basically translates to: Wednesday nite (tonight), 6 - 9p or earlier if we sellout (it’s happened a couple of times now so don’t miss out suckaroos).

Until then, enjoy this jazz piano cat for mildly mediocre and yet amusing entertainment:

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WHEW! Last week was some excruciatingly hard work for us folks at STARRY KITCHEN (almost every link in this paragraph is a craptacular pic taken from my bberry… enjoy): trying some awesome italian chicken cordon bleu concoction in old town Tustin, trying some of the biggest and tastiest mutha f’ing Portugese Egg Tarts (one my F’ing FAVORITE desserts) at a new super duper busy pan-asian strip mall in Irvine, exposing my sister to Japanese Ceviche, watching pandas lunchie munchies at the San Diego Zoo, perusing through Westminster for great Vietnamese food (sorry suckas, no pic for that, you’ll just need to use your imagination or finally show up at our door step and stop flaking), hanging out at the Getty Museum, serving THIT KHO on Wed, eating ramen our favorit-est joint in ALL of LA- Santouka (Thanks Rameniac!), trying out a new cupcake shop w/ a red-velvet sandwich thing in this whole LA cupcake craze, and making and eating Vietnamese beef stew (bo kho). Hot diggity DAMN it’s been a long week…

But at least we ate well! ^^

So THIS week, I’m finally going to bust out this proposal for our latest and greatest food concept business plan. I have to admit, with all the food, guests, service, films and FOOD… it’s been a little distracting. I will say a LOT of competition has sprung up, but we’re pretty confident in our quality and unpredicatble nature that we can hold our own against the onslaught of Asian taco trucks roaming and grazing the new frontier that is…ummm… Los Angeles. For all -3 of you readers, I’ll even open it up to you guys if you want to invest in a great and tasty opportunity. Why you ask? Why not! If you’ve eating our fine foods, then you know what we’re all about!

UPDATE

So this Wednesday night (July 22nd) from 6-9p we are serving LEMONGRASS PORK and a Veggie+Jewish friendly SPICY LEMONGRASS TOFU.

Okay, let me let you in on a teeny tiny secret, and if you tell anyone else GQ the Wonderdog will come over and howl incessantly on your doorstep until admit your fault, do two hail marys and then hand him a Sara Lee brand pound cake (so damn buttery!!!)…(pssst) This LEMONGRASS PORK is not only good, but it’s also improved and reinforced with the spices for the GODS and is also the MUTHA F’ING SH’ZNIT!!! It’s juicy, succulent and tasty. Everything a young Jedi with a highly mediocre mitichlorian count needs to take over the empire one Sith Lord at a time. :)

Alrighty! Now that everyone’s gone, we can get back to some more non-sensical commentary and…. MORE AWESOME-TASTIC VIDEOS… woo hoo!

Btw, did someone say… SASSY?

Or did anyone say… 80’s Sexy-time Symbol… SAMANTHA FOX? I thought you did you Crafty Barnardo you! OOOhhh “touch me, touch me… I WANNA FEEL YOUR BODY! You’re heart beat next to miiiiine!”

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Another service, another success! Hip hip, HOORAY!!! The people have spoken, and they likey the lemongrass pork (well, I at least assume they do!)

WEEKDAY SERVICE UPDATE

We are serving TUESDAY NIGHT (June 23rd)

And because we’re serving on it on Tuesday, here’s a Tuesday Transformer’s special edition flyer just for you!

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That’s it! Nothing else clever, witty, stupid or some strange anecdote of my childhood… except one of my favorite things from the earlier SIMPSONS episodes was ‘THE BIG BOOK OF BRITISH SMILES.’ So I leave you with what I would like to think is a pretty “accurate” depiction of Prince Charles in cartoon form (I mean, he’s not MY Prince so why do I care ^_^… but I still love you English people anyway)

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